I stole this idea from Mrs. Wright, Gone Wrong. I stumbled on her blog while looking at other entries on Works For Me Wednesday. What’s funny is that she happens to live in Wasilla, Alaska . . . . only the place I grew up and went to high school 🙂 So here are my Dirty Little Secrets for the week:
I’m leading Bible study tonight because the leader is out of town. You’d think this fact would make me be all over my homework and get it done early. Nope.
I haven’t vacuumed the living room in I don’t know how long. The idiot beagle is just going to drag more stuff in and tear up more stuffed animals. I figure if I just keep the stuffing picked up, it looks okay.
I was so sick and such a mental wreck with time of the month stuff last week I thought I was going to lose my mind. It just gets worse as I get older and this time around it took me two full days to recover after the 5 or 6 days of hell. It’s miserable and I’m starting to lose hope that “maybe next month won’t be so bad.” If I tell anyone about it they just laugh and it’s so not a laughing matter.
That last paragraph made me cry.
I had to delete a Dirty Little Secret because I think it might enrage a few people.
I’m on Facebook a lot. People’s poor grammar and spelling really get to me. I find it hard to quell the inner grammar nazi and not post corrections. Because how irritating would THAT be?
I just confirmed two people on Facebook as friends. I have NO CLUE who they are. Yet under “mutual friends” we have about 30 in common . . . . . all from high school. The days of good ‘ol Wasilla High School in the 80’s (yes, the same one Sarah Palin went to and, no, I don’t want to talk about her) are getting foggier and foggier.
It drives me nuts when people complain about the rain here . . . . . and it used to drive me nuts when people complained about the snow when I lived in Alaska. In both instances I want to say, “Are you even aware of where you’re living?”
I complain about my beagle a lot. I think I do that in order to balance out how cute I think she is. Some days I honestly think I’m going to go into a diabetic coma because she is. so. cute. And the sweetness of her cuteness is hard to take.
I don’t watch the news. Except on the rare occasion I’ll catch the local news to see what’s going on around here. And while we’re at it, I don’t like ANY of the cable news networks. I avoid them like the plague. Unless there’s some sort of disaster that the news is covering live. On those rare instances (if I’m even aware there’s a disaster happening) I’ll watch FoxNews.
Don’t ask me if I listen to Rush, Hannity or anyone else on the radio. You won’t like my answer.
As far as talk radio, I listen to Dr. Laura occasionally and I love a local show called “The Mark & Dave Show.” Mark & Dave are (in my opinion) unbiased, they welcome both viewpoints of a story, 99.4% hate-free and hilarious. I also catch bits of Dave Ramsey as I’m shuttling my son to and from karate.
I am a republican. If Sarah Palin ends up on the November 2012 presidential ballot, I will cry hot tears of fury.
I am a firm believer that the bedroom you share with your husband should be a sanctuary. Right now, our “sanctuary” looks more like a “storage unit.” I think that’s my project for spring/summer. Get the crap out and make it look nice.
I don’t make my kids get up early. Ever. Unless we have to be somewhere. So that means most days we don’t even start school until 10:00 . . . or in my son’s case, 11:00.
The above confession means I don’t get up very early, either. Unless I have to. Or if one of the dogs wakes me up (which happened today).
Alrighty, my Bible study isn’t finishing itself.
I love the rain, you won’t ever hear complaints from me about the rain. The other day we had ALOT of rain, I got soaked just walking to the car. I could have grumbled and whined about it. But later in the day after another big shower I was driving down the freeway and in front of me were 3 huge rainbows, and on the surface of the freeway was another rainbow I was driving on. I know someday I will walk on streets of gold, but for one brief moment I got to drive on a rainbow. If it hadn’t rained it would not have been there to brighten up what had been a very stressful day.
I don’t know who Donna Bunker is either! I only friended her because a ton of other people did.
LOL! I love your secrets! And I do complain about the snow, but it’s the middle of freaking APRIL and we have 6 inches from today alone.
And I only talk about Sarah to deny knowing her, but to admit to following Bristol around at Target so I could see the baby before the People photo shoot came out.